Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
A: New Jersey got to pick first.
Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Photography: 100 percent art, 100 percent technical. It takes a photographer to blend them into an image.
Film: That tangible image that you can see and hold.
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Nikon D4, D200, Fm2, FM, Mamiya RB67.