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#1 Art

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Posted 26 October 2016 - 06:46 PM

This was a gift given to me by my sales people some many years ago, as I love Larsen and I must have been doing something with Lawyers, can't remember.  Love it!

 

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Posted 26 October 2016 - 08:24 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Posted 26 October 2016 - 08:45 PM

Isn't that the BEST! :lol:

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Posted 27 October 2016 - 12:45 PM

Nice work, Art, but if we're not careful, this is going to turn into a thread about lawyer jokes!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


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Posted 27 October 2016 - 07:55 PM

Nice work, Art, but if we're not careful, this is going to turn into a thread about lawyer jokes!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Well, didn't you trip up here!!! Don't blame me .....

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As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?"

The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."


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Posted 28 October 2016 - 01:01 PM

As the lawyer awoke from surgery, he asked, "Why are all the blinds drawn?"

The nurse answered, "There's a fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think you had died."


:lol: :lol:

 

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Posted 28 October 2016 - 01:08 PM

Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

 

Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

 

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?

A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

 

Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

A: New Jersey got to pick first.

 

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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Posted 28 October 2016 - 01:17 PM

Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

 

Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

 

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?

A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

 

Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

A: New Jersey got to pick first.

 

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

 

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Posted 28 October 2016 - 03:35 PM

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Posted 28 October 2016 - 03:42 PM

1. Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

2. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

3. Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

4. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

5. Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

6. Q. What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A. A Lobotomy.

7. Q. How do you save five drowning lawyers?
A. Who cares?

8. Q. What do you call a block of cement containing ten lawyers?
A. A waste of cement.

9. Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A1: Shoot him before he hits the water.
A2: Take your foot off his head.
A3: No? Good!

10. Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

11. Q: What do you do if you run over a Lawyer?
A1: Back over him to make sure.
A2: Make another notch on the steering wheel.

12. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of poh-poh-grungies?
A: The bucket.
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?
A: When a bus load of lawyers goes off a cliff.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand.

Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Q. Where can you find a good lawyer?
A. In the cemetery.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 08:29 AM

And, with all due respect to lawyers.... THEY ARE ONLY BAD UNTIL YOU NEED ONE! ;)


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Posted 29 October 2016 - 02:14 PM

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