| Dear
American Consumer,
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you tired of working for that boss of yours? Do you resent that the company
you work for takes YOUR efforts and makes themselves rich? Do something
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Bernice,
a mother of 12: "We
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Within a week, I was completely off drugs and alcohol...WITH NO WITHDRAWAL
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within three days of getting this ad:
As
you can see from the testimonials above ANYONE can become RICH and MORE
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that send in the $25.00 become rich within a week, although admittedly
some have taken as long as a month to become wealthy. In any case...don't
worry about a thing! This is guaranteed. If you do not become satisfactorily
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But
wait...there's more!
If
you
act now, you will receive the following
benefits in addition to being filthy RICH:
MUCH IMPROVED ATTITUDE.
HAVE LESS TENSION AND ANXIETY.
RELATIONSHIPS WITH FAMILY IMPROVED.
SLEEP THROUGH THE ENTIRE NIGHT.
HAVE GREATER ENERGY.
COMPULSIVE EATING DECREASED.
TAKE BETTER PICTURES.
NO LONGER DRINK CAFFEINE THROUGHOUT THE DAY.
NO LONGER SLEEP FOR HOURS IN THE AFTERNOONS.
CRAVINGS FOR SWEETS DECREASED.
NO LONGER NEED READING GLASSES.
LESS FREQUENT HOT FLASHES.
ABLE TO FULLY UNDERSTAND COMPUTERS.
As you can see, it is well worth $25.00 to get all these amazing things.
But, there is a limited time before this offer expires. Send the money
to:
Ben Dover
123 Wegotcha Street
Uranidiot, TN 00000
We can't wait until you join us in being RICH beyond your wildest dreams!
Don't delay...send the money now!
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